I love Google Voice. I love that it transcribes my voicemails and doesn’t make me sign in to something to check them and make the notifications disappear. But sometimes a machine isn’t the best option for transcription.
Especially when the voicemail is from the kids’ school, and the Google Transcription Bots are trying to write Spanish words as English. Not translate them, mind you. Just take the words spoken in Spanish and assume that the speaker just doesn’t enunciate well.
Here are some of my favorite examples.
- This is a belly will message if it’s a mint okay babe. Bye.
- It’s A. M on the buttercup. If you’d like to know your screen, or you can is gonna be included in it.
- Maybe doing the ship but as soon as the net for the end of the video, and I will be buzz been restored. If you if he didn’t seem just with him.
- If the M on the political modicum of the red Vista such Idaho 849 and again it is.
- In that way. I’ll talk to you on and she’s up on the above. But I thought the dash.
- Cenegenics for the Candidacy little bit of Sadat, my knee and not anything they did in May, enough it to know if I’m in the checks for the picking the D payment and have a Today, Cuevas think that in new I love this mail order.
- At this moment I have. Anyway, this is a binding that customer him on the but I’ll be talking to ask him on the letter that the Santa point.
- Give me a cliff mean development it.
- I just had a most man with a step by step.
- I thought 008 if you’ll send it.
- Ohh. I don’t know the picking that you can make a deal. Cos the moment.
- My nephew coming to someone that I have a good morning Linda with my family is a system is hitting way.
- This is a bilingual message if I’m looking on the bottom ecosystem on that I stuff the shuttle point hey, My this is the victim active you on my team.
- I’m calling to inform you that my number is closed today, Tuesday, December 10th due to the bad weather.
- I mean. Just give a call back in to put it together see if you have a system in this is gonna going to go to the C. P. S.
- In point, dot, com vicinity but I just got an estimate on my team I also want to remind you of our school policy to follow. D. C. P. S. Decisions regarding kosher or delay to to weather conditions which aggressive talked in town.
- Thank you for your touch.