On my way to work today, I was behind a girl about my age driving a little Corolla. I happened to look down at her license plate. It said “4 RIZZL”. It was a Jimmy Buffett “Parrothead” plate. Yes, Virginia offers a Parrothead license plate. It was in a license plate frame with dolphins on it.
I think I’ll stop now, because there is nothing I can say to make this any funnier.