I was all set this morning to scowl smugly at any driver who dared to turn into my lane from the wrong lane at Seven Corners. I was eagerly anticipating the opportunity to bask in the glow of self-righteousness. I could almost taste it.
And no one was there to turn next to me. I was so disappointed. We left the house a little earlier than usual this morning, and there just wasn’t any traffic.
As an aside, do you see what I did there? I managed to turn a day in Northern Virginia with no traffic into a complaint. That skill (And I was born with that. That’s not something you can learn) is why I run Complaint Hub, and you just read it. Anyone can complain about stuff that sucks. But it takes a true visionary to complain about the lack of one of the things that everyone complains about.