Dear me:
Thank you for your application for the HEAD FOOTBALL COACH position in the department of Athletics, requisition number 13431. This position was posted 11/26/2007 through 12/19/2007. The department has completed their activity on this position, and it has been filled.
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The University of Michigan
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Jerks. They email me Christmas Eve to tell me that they hired someone else. They crushed my hopes and dreams. I thought maybe that guy from WVU would fall through at the last moment. But it wasn’t meant to be.