I’m at work today, despite the fact that it’s Presidents' Day. Or is it President’s Day? A day for all the Presidents? Or a day for the office of President? I don’t know. But all you should know that, if “Presidents' Day” is wrong, it means I got the the name wrong. It’s not a grammatical error.
In any event, the point is that no one is here. More importantly, Caribou Coffee is not opening until 8AM. That’s 15 minutes from now. I know it opens at 8AM because I just walked down there in the cold to find them closed. I’m so mad I briefly considered not going back after 8. That’s how mad I am.