I just got stuck in one for about five minutes. I was on the way back from getting lunch, so I imagine this is punishment for eating at McDonalds. Still, I don’t think it was really necessary to be stuck there with one guy who thought he was really funny (He wasn’t), a guy who stuck his phone out between the crack in the door trying to tell his office-mates that he was stuck (We were there 5 minutes. You aren’t that important), and a woman who laughed incessantly and also made jokes (She wasn’t funny, either).
So, this is a message to everyone stuck in a small space with people you don’t know: You aren’t funny. I don’t care if you are a professional comedian doing very well for yourself. If you are stuck in an elevator with me, do me a favor and keep your wit to yourself.